Sorry, You are Fired.

Fellow Business Executives:


As the CFO(Chief Financial Officer) of this business that employs 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.


To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.


So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.


If you have a better idea, let me know.

As far as I'm concerned, there's nowhere to go but up at this point.

hahaha, In all seriousness though, Thats how alot of people would do it about right now, if not for the fear of lawsuit.

I hope you meant this as a joke since only a moron would fire people this way. If this is actually true you should hope none of them see this post. They won't need any other proof for their lawsuit.

This was originally an email. and not even my own. look at the Humor me section again.

Perfect example of why I don't put bumper stickers on my vehicles. ha ha. Funny.