Confession-
A priest is sitting in a confessional battling boredom and a wicked case of diahrea. The archdiosese has mandated that confessionals are to be open at mandatory times during the day so closing the doors during those mandated hours for any reason is strictly forbidden. The priest feeling the diahrea build anxiously opens the door to the confessional wondering if he can make it to and from the bathrom fast enough so that no one misses him. He spots a janitor in the opposite corner and tries to get his attention "pssssst, pssssst, come here, can you just step in here for a second and cover this I've got to run to the bathroom" the janitor says "what do I say to people confessing sins, I mean what penances do I assign for the various sins" the priest scribbles down a quick list sticks it in his hand and runs to the bathroom. Sure enough as luck would have it the confessional door opens and a woman comes in and sits down. "Forgive me father for I have sinned, I gave a man other than my husband a blowjob". The janitor, not being especially bright, panics not seeing blowjobs on the list anywhere, after all, blowjobs aren't sex and even Bill Clinton knows that. The janitor opens the door and peers out and doesn't see the priest anywhere. He spies and alter boy getting ready for the evening mass and tries to get his attention, "pssst, pssst" the alter boy walks over and he asks the alter boy "what does the father usually give for a blow job?" The alter boy says, "I usually get a snickers and a coke".
Confession-
Posted - December 04 2009 : 09:16:23
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