Different Sexual Viewpoints
Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work.
Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night?
Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner
in 3 minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in 4 minutes, rolled
over and fell asleep in 2 minutes. How about you?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home. He took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we took a walk for an hour. When we came
home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay.
After foreplay we had an hour long session of fantastic sex and then we
talked for an hour. It was like in a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1: Did you have good sex last night?
Husband 2: Yes, it was great! I came home, dinner was on the table, I
ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they
cut the electricity because I didn't pay the bill. In return I had to
take my wife out to dinner and the dinner was so expensive that we
didn't have money for a cab. So we had to walk home for an hour
and when we got home, there was no electricity,
so I had to light ******ing candles all over the house! I was so angry
that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for
another hour. After I finally did, I was so mad and aggravated that I
couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
Different Sexual Viewpoints
Posted - April 15 2010 : 09:07:05
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