RB
Stiffie,
Have your theme park guests route a real detailed letter of justification of their need to climb through the "installation commander for his approval. Then have a thorough reply to him should it even get that far. Need to make sure they meet that PULHES deal from the competent medical authority. Maybe throw in a COPIS and a few flowcharts for fun...
If they're that energetic, then do what ol' Ron Ewing suggested: weigh them down so about five feet is enough for the day.
It'd help if you had McCrohan there to teach too, huh?
140 days!