Dan Schaeffer

RB, sad to hear that hard times have befallen the south side of S.A. I hate to see all those taco houses going under. We could use a few good Mexican restaurants over here in the UK. We could use some good restaurants over here period. I saw a book the other day called "The Book of British Cuisine". It was all blank pages. Ya ever had a steak & kidney pie? The taste would remind you of the way a urinal smells, only without the added benefit of a urinal cake to cover it up. Yeah, I'll take some good 'ol San Antonio enchi-mo-fo-ladas any day! How's Dirk doin' with his new career? You could probably get him to sell a few of those squirrel-skin codpieces at the gift shop. So the potted meat page is dead & gone? At least the Cable Tie Fan Page is still alive 'n kickin'. They changed the URL, so everybody update your bookmarks to: http://jove.prohosting.com/~cabletie/. Well, gotta go. While I'm out here, TONY JARAMILLO, is it true you're getting hitched? Holy sheep****! I just about choked on my Snicker's bar this morning when I heard about it. Man, you so crazy!!